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Post by m8withblackbird on Dec 18, 2012 22:44:42 GMT
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: . . . . . . "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." I will close the door on my way out.
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Post by lightspeed on Dec 19, 2012 0:40:05 GMT
Thanks, but . . . Don't let the door hit yer on the way out, eh?
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Post by brakeline on Dec 20, 2012 20:26:37 GMT
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Post by Les on Dec 20, 2012 22:57:31 GMT
is that some of that alternative comedy
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Post by m8withblackbird on Dec 21, 2012 8:01:32 GMT
is that some of that alternative comedy Yep the alternative is not laughing at ourselves ? :teaspit:
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Post by BADGER on Dec 21, 2012 23:39:29 GMT
What I can't laugh at myself now... Hell I'm going to be a miserable old git, more so than I am now
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Post by brakeline on Dec 22, 2012 15:20:41 GMT
What I can't laugh at myself now... Hell I'm going to be a miserable old git, more so than I am now Talkin about old gits, wonder how :tumbleweed: :hmm: nuff wonderin methinks
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Post by Les on Dec 24, 2012 13:04:20 GMT
just told my missus this joke, she was nearly before I told her the punch line, now its more :hides: :ill:
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Post by m8withblackbird on Dec 24, 2012 14:28:52 GMT
just told my missus this joke, she was nearly before I told her the punch line, now its more :hides: :ill: Always glad to help on the matrimonial front Les :mut:
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on Dec 26, 2012 19:21:55 GMT
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Post by m8withblackbird on Dec 26, 2012 19:24:18 GMT
:ten: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Classic :teaspit:
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