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Post by floog on Jun 18, 2006 14:36:50 GMT
Hello Chaps and Chappesses, Mrs Floog here, Yes, he finally let me out from the cupboard under the stairs !
I am pleased to announce that my knees are no longer up around my ears. No, I'm not talking about our sex life either. Peg extenders. They are the way to go for someone of my advanced years and arthritically inclined knees.
He's been spending a lot of money looking after my creature comforts lately, maybe I should be afraid !
He also purchased a top box with a back rest, this was after my first hair raising ride, when I was sure I was going out the back door at any moment !
I can highly recommend both these innovations for pillion comfort.
I am looking forward to meeting you all in July, Regards, Pat :ele:
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Post by BADGER on Jun 18, 2006 20:35:21 GMT
:hello: Pat and Welcome in, Now just push him away and lets have a chat.
Well done on your first review, Iam sure all that read it will take it on board , when thinking of their pillion, and now your part of this Little club , is he going to let you come on the next SouthEast Chapter meeting?
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on Jun 18, 2006 21:13:28 GMT
Yes, he finally let me out from the cupboard under the stairs ! I hope you brought the broom and that boxfull of dusters with you. This place could do with a bit of a spring clean while you're here. Welcome in Mrs FLOOG. ;D Allow me to offer you a piece of advice that a so called friend of mine gave Pat (Lady Rexer) a couple of years back. If you are a good pillion, FLOOG is quite liable to occasionally forget that you are there behind him. On such occasions, he is equally likely to forget himself and start behaving irresponsibly. (wheelies, stoppies, death defying overtaking manouvers etc. ) This is easily solved. Simply reach round and give the family jewels a gentle squeeze to remind him you're still there. If he's still going too fast, squeeze a little harder. He'll soon get the message. Please feel free to register you own username and come and join us in this madhouse. The more the merrier.
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Post by Les on Jun 18, 2006 21:30:28 GMT
This is easily solved. Simply reach round and give the family jewels a gentle squeeze to remind him you're still there. If he's still going too fast, squeeze a little harder. He'll soon get the message. well here's one post that Karen aint gonna get to read i like me jewels where they are, i normally work on the principal that if the screaming stops she fallen off again.
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Post by BADGER on Jun 18, 2006 21:35:18 GMT
Welcome in Mrs FLOOG...............Please feel free to register you own username and come and join us in this madhouse. The more the merrier. :agreed: and dont let him put you off...
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Post by Renegade on Jun 18, 2006 21:47:52 GMT
I had a bit of that last sunday. couldn't play with the boys
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on Jun 18, 2006 21:53:15 GMT
I had a bit of that last sunday. couldn't play with the boys So that explains why you waved us past, shortly after speeding up. :ups:
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Post by Renegade on Jun 18, 2006 21:56:04 GMT
I had a bit of that last sunday. couldn't play with the boys So that explains why you waved us past, shortly after speeding up. :ups: Yup Got bruises on my hips from her and she has got a hell of a right hook
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on Jun 18, 2006 22:02:48 GMT
you sure know how to pick 'em Renegade.
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Post by Renegade on Jun 18, 2006 22:06:12 GMT
you sure know how to pick 'em Renegade. Yup
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Post by floog on Jun 19, 2006 4:16:18 GMT
Welcome in Mrs FLOOG...............Please feel free to register you own username and come and join us in this madhouse. The more the merrier. :agreed: and dont let him put you off... Yeah right...... You'll be telling next that She should be allowed to vote or drive, or not have to fetch my slippers, pipe and paper every evening just before making me a sumptuous meal..... I have just locked her back under the stairs........ And have tightened up security.....don't know how she managed to pick that lock in the first place....
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Post by Kwackers on Jun 19, 2006 17:40:59 GMT
:hello: Pat, hope you escape again soon ;D see you in the forest.
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