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Post by floog on May 17, 2006 16:24:21 GMT
I made a discovery recently which has filled me with pride ;D ...having discovered that I have been suffering with a condition also endured by Valentino Rossi, arguably the greatest rider of several generations....... Rossi's woeful GP season has been attributed constantly to "CHATTER". I keep hearing the word everytime I switch on the MOTOGP coverage, or see that word, "CHATTER" every time I open a bike magazine....Rossi and "CHATTER" problems... ... So I have gone deep deep deep and delved for a definition of this troublesome problem.... CHATTER" A nauseating malevolent droning noise, or constant whining emitted by the female of the Homo Sapien race - almost always directed at her male mating partner. This Chatter-syndrome lies dormant during the courtship ritual and is usually triggered by the signing of matrimonial papers and the union of the homo sapien couple. Chatter syndrome in it's most virilant form, can span decades, even lifetime's and is generally incurable " So there you have it ....Rossi is suffering from it, Gibernau used to have a wretched time because of it, and I've been experiencing it for years. Unlike Rossi though, the only time I DON'T SUFFER FROM CHATTER...IS WHEN I'M ON MY BIKE....I feel so much better As always.....DUCK and RUN FLOOG........ :bricks: :knock2:
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Post by lightspeed on May 17, 2006 16:36:46 GMT
Yer a brave man Floog. Not for admitting to an ailment (like Rossi ) but to posting this where SWMBO (the chatterer?) might see this. ps. sorry to break the news to ya, but if you didn't realize this till just now, yer waaay behind most of the rest of us. . .
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on May 17, 2006 16:47:21 GMT
Oddly enough, same here now. It was once a problem but since buying a new lid and NOT fitting the intercom, the problem seems to have gone away. Lead on FLOOG, I'm right behind ya. Let me by FLOOG, SWMBO is a member here too.
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Post by Les on May 17, 2006 19:13:23 GMT
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Post by ladyrexer on May 19, 2006 6:01:48 GMT
And she's read this. Grem it looks like your in for an expensive few weeks and your knees are going to take a bashing from all that grovelling.
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Post by kiwi on May 19, 2006 14:03:41 GMT
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on May 19, 2006 19:20:40 GMT
Nothing new there then.
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