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Post by m8withblackbird on Mar 12, 2014 21:46:30 GMT
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :
'To Fly. To Serve'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the f*** do you want?'
'Ah ha!' he says
"Ryanair !".
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Road Toad
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Post by Road Toad on Mar 16, 2014 7:38:49 GMT
Probably more accurate than you think m8!
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Post by m8withblackbird on Mar 16, 2014 9:02:38 GMT
Probably more accurate than you think m8! I have used them once & only once, I don't blame any customer facing staff but the management policies. I have a friend who was a pilot with them for 2 years & said they flew right on the limits with their fuel loads, which led to many fuel critical calls on approach only minuets from a May Day call he now flys Qantas 747s long haul.
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Post by BADGER on Mar 17, 2014 16:57:27 GMT
Why isn't some thing done about the antics of Ryanair. They fly with minimum fuel, call the tower to say they are low, so in effect queue jump to land sooner......... then inside the cabin, there's a fanfare over the intercom, saying "Ryanair arrives before the scheduled time yet again".
A CON !
If I have a choice I fly EasyJet
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Post by brakeline on Mar 17, 2014 20:59:45 GMT
Me I do t fly. Wife hates it.
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