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Post by floog on Jun 6, 2006 15:07:30 GMT
Some of you may know that, in recent months, my health has been less than fantastic Lately, things have deteriorated swiftly and I have been suffering sleepless nights, and what can only be described as a kind of vagueness generally, which sadly, has even begun to affect my riding.... My doctor finally booked me in for a full CT scan.....and this morning I pootled over to the HAROLD SHIPMAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, just down the road near Phlem. The specialist, Doctor Lecter, gave me the results and..... I am absolutely delighted to report That..... FLOOG HAS.......SEX ON THE BRAIN....
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KES
Stuck in the saddle
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Post by KES on Jun 6, 2006 15:31:53 GMT
you is deffo bannanas
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Post by Kwackers on Jun 6, 2006 17:21:09 GMT
:rotf:
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Post by wardourdrive on Jun 6, 2006 17:28:36 GMT
:rotf: :agreed: The man is completely bananas
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Post by BADGER on Jun 6, 2006 17:45:33 GMT
Some of you may know that, in recent months, my health has been less than fantastic Are we talking Mental Health? . yes i can confirm this, looks like someone on a Zimmer going round corners.
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Post by floog on Jun 6, 2006 17:49:56 GMT
:rotf: :rotf: :teaspit: T'is true Hey MICHAEL, tried to pay for any fuel lately....
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on Jun 6, 2006 17:53:37 GMT
Poor Guy. I know it's not his fault but....................................... Hey MICHAEL, tried to pay for any fuel lately.... :hmm: Sounds like there's a story there. do tell. :stir:
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Post by floog on Jun 6, 2006 18:01:37 GMT
Yeah EVIL CHOCOLATE MUNCHER.....do tell..... We will not poke fun, ridicule you mercilessly, pass unkind comments, be judgemental, pour derogatory scorn on your very existence or laugh........MUCH We're waiting........ :tumbleweed:
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Post by BADGER on Jun 6, 2006 18:16:25 GMT
Well, it was like this.......on the last meet of the SouthEast chapter, ie : me n Floog, i needed the old motion lotion so Mr Over Large chicken wings, lead me into the nearest Station. Now things did get off to a good start, cuz i got off the bike to fill up, (which i never do, always sit on it) so me being all disorientated i spin round and go into what i thought was the shop, but as i get near the door, i notice that the pay kiosk has closed down and been replaced by a car show room, now this confused me like a ferret in a dark place. I look round at Floog who is in Hoots of laughter, as he points to the pay kiosk on the opposite side of the forecourt. I'll just put it down to old age :jerry: BUT
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Post by floog on Jun 6, 2006 18:26:29 GMT
Gotta say, MICHAEL looked a complete berk, did not have a clue where he was or what he was doing :rotf: :teaspit: .....but came out of the showroom with the keys to a new Vauxhall though..... He redeemed himself by emerging from the pay kiosk (MICHAEL....that's where you pay for the fuel ) .....with 2 bars of CARAMAC...... :slobr:
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Post by floog on Jun 6, 2006 18:29:45 GMT
Hey, a new title under MICHAEL'S name, in bold colours please...... ZRX PATHFINDER GENERAL :rotf: :teaspit:
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Post by BADGER on Jun 6, 2006 18:42:04 GMT
.....but came out of the showroom with the keys to a new Vauxhall though..... Ya but it was a Vauxhall VX200 (but i like the Lotus better).
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Post by ZRX Gremlin on Jun 6, 2006 18:42:54 GMT
[glow=red,4,300]ZRX PATHFINDER GENERAL[/glow] I'm on the case.
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Post by floog on Jun 6, 2006 18:48:57 GMT
[glow=red,4,300]ZRX PATHFINDER GENERAL[/glow] I'm on the case. Looking good GREMLIN
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Post by Les on Jun 6, 2006 18:54:16 GMT
In defence of my illustrious twin, he did lead me to the Ace from my hotel with no problems.
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