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Post by m8withblackbird on Mar 29, 2014 8:32:02 GMT
I hope there are some legal eagles on here, as I could really do with some advice. And please, don't judge me for this, we've all been there at one time or another. Okay so long story short, I rode home from the pub after a few pints and got pulled by the police. Fair cop. They bundled me into the back of the squad car, and I blew a borderline reading on the breathalyzer. So based on that, they took me to the station. Their big machine thing was faulty, so they offered me the option of giving a blood or urine sample. I chose urine, so off I went to pee in a bottle. When I came out, nobody was around so I took the opportunity to pocket the sample and leg it. Now I've had a court summons through the post and they are charging me with taking the piss. What should I do?
I will see myself out
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Road Toad
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Post by Road Toad on Mar 29, 2014 9:10:53 GMT
Blimey. Only when I got to the end I realised it was a joke! You got me there good and proper. Nice one
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Post by lightspeed on Mar 29, 2014 15:29:01 GMT
You're being just a wee bit too subtle for me, M8. Didn't get it at all
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Post by brakeline on Mar 29, 2014 20:45:19 GMT
Dont encourage him. Please
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Post by firmhand on Mar 30, 2014 7:55:20 GMT
Excellent same as RT didn't get it till the last sentence, will be trying that one out as a joke on Monday at work!
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Post by brakeline on Mar 30, 2014 20:22:58 GMT
And again. Dont encourage him FFS.
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Post by Les on Mar 31, 2014 18:30:58 GMT
ah! alternative comedy,
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Post by BADGER on Apr 3, 2014 8:36:02 GMT
So if you gave blood and walked out ..... Would that make you a Blood Runner ?
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