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Post by m8withblackbird on Jul 3, 2013 16:45:09 GMT
Made me laugh
IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
IN WORK You spend the majority of your time in an 6x6 cubicle/office
IN PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for
IN WORK You get a break for one meal (if you're lucky) and you have to pay for it
IN PRISON You get time off for good behaviour
IN WORK You get more work for good behaviour
IN PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
IN WORK You often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games
IN WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON You get your own toilet
IN WORK You have to share the toilet with some people who piss on the seat
IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
IN WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
IN PRISON All expenses are paid for by the taxpayer with no work required
IN WORK You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they then deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners
IN PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
IN WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
IN WORK They are called managers
Now get back to work.
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bigbol
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Post by bigbol on Jul 4, 2013 16:25:55 GMT
It certainly is.
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Post by BADGER on Jul 9, 2013 22:09:17 GMT
An't that the truth
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Post by brakeline on Jul 15, 2013 20:23:33 GMT
Oh a love my work and kiss the badge (on my workwear not my picture of Badger ).
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Post by BADGER on Jul 16, 2013 6:42:46 GMT
I was so touched there for a min Brakey
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Post by brakeline on Jul 21, 2013 18:35:47 GMT
I was so touched there for a min Brakey ah well, tis a full size piccie of badge
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Post by kevrex on Jul 22, 2013 1:32:58 GMT
So Very True! m8
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